Sunday, August 14, 2011

Christopher Nolan can suck a big fat dick...

...for totally ruining the new Batflick for me before filming has even completed. 

See, an apparently large portion of principal photography is taking place in Pittsburgh.  I live in Pittsburgh.  I watch and/or read the news, the local Pittsburgh news, every goddamn day.  I have a crack-like addiction to Facebook, and am bombarded with pictures of the Tumbler and videos of Anne Hathaway's double crashing a motorcycle.  I  know how many times Gary Oldman ran up the steps of a house in Lawrenceville, in winter clothing, in July.   

I don't want to know these things.  What/Who/Where?  None of it.   

I don't feel superior or like an insider.

I feel cheated.

A movie about the second-greatest superhero of all-time(OF ALL-TIME!) that I really wanted to see has been ruined by knowledge I could not escape the acquisition of.

However, I firmly maintain my position that Kevin James was(and is) a much better choice for the role of Bane than Tom Hardy.
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This blog is a continuation of my former blog.  I just didn't see a point of attempting a "renovation."  This is, after all, 'Mericuh, where we get financing, knock shit down, and build newer shit.

The name was on the long list of potential names for a production company.  It didn't make it.

Dragonboats and Quaker Oats!
-BK   


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